SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai. Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai, Dost: Garam pani Q? Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna (Some days later) Papa-Bete result ka kya hua? Santa-Dimag kharab mt kr "MangiLal